It might not be Steve who’s ghosting you

The LAN Down Under

If your hot date went downright glacial after the commonly agreed upon dating standard of three days, no need to throw your phone away. Or at Steve. Might be it’s this guy’s incomprehensible urge to nibble on solid (inedible) items outdoors, and within claw grasp, that’s responsible for the silent treatment.

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That means the pressure’s all on you, Steve.